It’s true; after 4 hours of pawing through the polyester nastiness that is 95% of Savers’ stock, anyone not wearing a Number 1 Mum tee-shirt and elastic-waisted pantaloons starts to look pretty freaking fabulous.

It wasn’t this girl’s appearance relative to her environment that made her a knockout though. She was just hot. She breezed through the grubby turnstiles amid a flutter of doves and cherubs, leaving a trail of rose petals and lovable squirrels in her wake.

And she has sweet fash.

I’d be pretty happy with that too.

Some of us have inherited more than our mother’s eyes. Mum was young once too and still has style. We all love a day when we can get along and hit the shops together. This mother-daughter team were lovely with floral patterns and pink shades.

Sorry about the poor photography- my boyfriend had been messing around with the camera’s settings and at the time I took these photographs I was rather tipsy so didn’t notice they were a bit blurry. Lovely ladies though, and I must say I am seriously considering the shoes on the right.

Whilst in Sydney, I had the awesome pleasure of meeting a girl named Chelley who had the best wardrobe I have EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

It was depressing and exciting at the same time; she had the biggest vintage collection ever, including vintage Moschino! If that isn’t enough to make you green with envy, she lives right across the road from Anna of Romance Was Born and has so much RWB stuff you could cry with jealousy.

So here’s a sneak peak…

The leather bag you could only dream of:

It’s not clear from the photo but these Nikes are half see though (pun not intended):

Oh Gail!

In a hushed tone this man uttered these words, and while he was very nice… the loose leather pantaloons are never going to work.

Best dressed Boy of the evening:

The appearance of the night that yes, made my evening/weekend/year. Fanx very much Mr. Single.

This girl looks like a toy that you would want to sit on your shelf and not touch in case it breaks. Got to admire someone who goes all out to make waves like this in a city sea of drab clad winter folk.

There’s more in the mail but for now satisfy yourself with my cute new 2 pound pocket mirror:

Remember the way you felt between your legs when you first saw these Balenciaga babies?

Perhaps you will get a similar feeling when I tell you Steve Madden has released these lookalikes for only US$99… or perhaps you find this kind of behviour revolting? Discuss.